Duke Nukem has nothing on his predecessor Duke Davis. In Bad Street Brawler (NES), only the “world’s coolest martial arts vigilante” (yes, that’s a direct quote from the instruction manual) is a bad enough badass to go out at night in neon short shorts and attempt to swing-dance with rampaging gorillas.
Who? What?
This is Michael M:
A man with a massive yet endlessly malleable voice. Purveyor of wit and ridiculousness in often unequal measure.
No one to trifled with.
Unless it's a really good trifle.
With chocolate cake and coffee liqeur and so forth.Twitter? Me? Here’s to folly!
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Wow. Given that….questionable move set, I’m glad that no one proposed a remake of Bad Street Brawler:
“BAD STREET BRAWLER: RESURRECTION! This time no circus dwarf will go unmolested!”
On a serious note, I love your work. Your vocal range (insofar as impersonations) is really impressive Keep it up!
Thank you, wildrow12.
Since Duke Nukem Forever is actually going to see the light of day, I am holding out hope for an even longer awaited sequel: “Duke Davis Eternal: Bad Street Brawler 2 Electric Boogaloo.”