Recently, the Domino’s corporation attempted to make amends for years of awful pizza—but not everyone’s troubles can just be drowned in a tub of garlic butter. Hearken, therefore, unto the Noid’s heartbreaking tale of woe.
Who? What?
This is Michael M:
A man with a massive yet endlessly malleable voice. Purveyor of wit and ridiculousness in often unequal measure.
No one to trifled with.
Unless it's a really good trifle.
With chocolate cake and coffee liqeur and so forth.Twitter? Me? Here’s to folly!
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Long live the NES! And its product placement concerning pizzas, even if the Pizza Hut signs in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game remain my favorite example…
I just fired up TMNT II for old times sake and the Pizza Hut signs fell on me. Kind of makes me resent Pizza Hut… Could this be yet another insidious Domino’s plot?
Ah, Duncan YoYos. Truly, an elegant weapon for a more civilized age (and it isn’t as clumsy or as random as a fire flower).