Join me as I strain the fragile bonds of sanity in a terrifying tale of weird science gone horribly awry in a way so grotesque, so unnerving, so mind-meltingly, soul-shatteringly—well I don’t want to oversell it…
Who? What?
This is Michael M:
A man with a massive yet endlessly malleable voice. Purveyor of wit and ridiculousness in often unequal measure.
No one to trifled with.
Unless it's a really good trifle.
With chocolate cake and coffee liqeur and so forth.Twitter? Me? Here’s to folly!
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You are a master of voices and comedy, mon cher. I loved it!
Merci beaucoup, ma chère. I could hope for no greater endorsement. Your marvelous inspiration gave this one augmentation!