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Ep. 6 – Please Don’t Hekyll Dr. Jekyll

Posted on December 15, 2010 by

Join me as I strain the fragile bonds of sanity in a terrifying tale of weird science gone horribly awry in a way so grotesque, so unnerving, so mind-meltingly, soul-shatteringly—well I don’t want to oversell it… Advertisements

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Ep. 5 – No, Dogs.

Posted on November 23, 2010 by

In which I am rather upset by the notion of certain annoying dogs invading my program.

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Ep. 4 – Don’t Avoid Yo! Noid

Posted on November 3, 2010 by

Recently, the Domino’s corporation attempted to make amends for years of awful pizza—but not everyone’s troubles can just be drowned in a tub of garlic butter. Hearken, therefore, unto the Noid’s heartbreaking tale of woe.

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Ep. 3 – Masterwork Video Game Theater

Posted on September 29, 2010 by

The introductory text crawl in the arcade obscurity “B.C. Story” contains what has to be the most fascinating and baffling display of magnificently mangled English ever seen in a game. Such artistry must be immortalized with all due majesty in … Continue reading →

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Ep. 2 – It’s a Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad Street

Posted on September 29, 2010 by

Duke Nukem has nothing on his predecessor Duke Davis. In Bad Street Brawler (NES), only the “world’s coolest martial arts vigilante” (yes, that’s a direct quote from the instruction manual) is a bad enough badass to go out at night … Continue reading →

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Ep. 1 – Some Sort of a Dragon Slayer

Posted on September 29, 2010 by

Ah, NES Dragon’s Lair…you beautifully broken game. You have nearly everything I needed to inspire this first episode:

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